Tis’ Nine Days Before ChristmasPoem
By: Janette
Tis’ nine days before Christmas it was plain to see,
HR was buzzing and getting ready for the tree.
The lights need to be hung and there are ornaments galore,
Looks like the tree will be beautiful with its Christmas décor.
The cubbies are cheerful, it’s time for displays,
Looks like HR is expecting Ole’ Santa on his sleigh.
It will soon be Christmas, let it snow, let it snow!
The angels have been singing since a long time ago.
On the other hand there was much whimpering and whining,
For there was so much to do and actions to be signing.
The piles were growing and there seemed not an end,
It will soon be the holiday, the boss will not bend!
Another year of training is quickly approaching,
The folks in education are ready for coaching.
You can’t be a sissy if you work in HR,
You have to be tough and that’s what we are!!!
There’s discipline actions on hold, and filing a waiting,
And numerous employees that want reinstating.
There is coding to be done and appraisals to review,
There’s a whole bunch more for us all to do!
Oh my, oh my, we’re in a terrible state!
Most of us here need to give our updates.
The workload needs editing, the leave requests need granting,
Get the lead out now, there’s no sense in ranting!
The work keeps coming, there will soon be relief,
The spirit of Christmas will hit us, …. that’s my belief!
We have to get done with all our piles of work
So we can go have a party, so we don’t go berserk!
It’s time to be festive, and put our worries away,
It’s time to be jolly and be on our way.
Come on, let’s go to the MPC for some fun,
There may be some prizes there to be won.
We’ll all gather round and have a bit of a feast
For ONE AND A HALF HOURS today the work has been ceased.
It’s time to be happy without a care for a while
This is the season that makes us all want to smile.
May this holiday be one of your very best,
And all of you certainly will be wonderfully blessed.
It is our wish for a happy holiday season,
Whatever your Faith or whatever the Reason!